*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.
written by Aubrey Plaza (via missys-abode)
(Source: champagneanddiskotapes, via letters-of-a-stubborn-whore)
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
(Source: neptunain, via manda)